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Got People Problems? The Rum's Shining

Product information

£24.99

Description

Bug hunts just got personal.

This isn’t just rum, it’s red, it’s wrong, and it’s ready to solve people problems with a grin. A parody tee brewed for fans of surreal horror, cult logic, and mascots that shouldn’t talk.


T-Shirt Features

  • Classic crew neck, regular fit (unisex)
  • Soft ringspun cotton with a smooth single‑jersey finish
  • Lightweight 130gsm fabric  breathable yet durable
  • Narrow rib knit collar for a clean look
  • Reinforced with taped neck & shoulders for extra strength
  • Double‑stitched sleeves & hem for long‑lasting wear
  • Tear‑out neck label for comfort
  • Available in sizes S–3XL (European fit)
  • Ethically produced and certified (AMFORI BSCI, WRAP, OEKOTEX 100, SEDEX)
 
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