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Groovy Co. Hardware - Tools, Ammo & Attitude Parody T-Shirt

Product information

£24.99

Description

Tool up. Dig deep. Stay groovy

This retro parody tee imagines a roadside hardware store with a chainsaw problem and a shotgun solution. Featuring a bold cartoon mascot and stylized forest backdrop, it’s perfect for fans of creature features, survival satire, and genre mashups.

Whether you're stocking up on ammo or just digging holes with flair, Groovy Co. Hardware has your back and your boomstick.


T-Shirt Features

  • Classic crew neck, regular fit (unisex)
  • Soft ringspun cotton with a smooth single‑jersey finish
  • Lightweight 130gsm fabric  breathable yet durable
  • Narrow rib knit collar for a clean look
  • Reinforced with taped neck & shoulders for extra strength
  • Double‑stitched sleeves & hem for long‑lasting wear
  • Tear‑out neck label for comfort
  • Available in sizes S–3XL (European fit)
  • Ethically produced and certified (AMFORI BSCI, WRAP, OEKOTEX 100, SEDEX)
 
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