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1973 Flower Show - Parody T-Shirt – Folk Horror Bloom

Product information

£24.99

Description

Petals, rituals, and a smile you shouldn’t trust.

This surreal parody tee celebrates the 1973 Flower Show a midsummer gathering where blossoms burn brighter and roots run deeper. Featuring a cartoon flower with a suspicious grin and a flame-kissed backdrop, it’s perfect for fans of folk horror, psychedelic satire, and genre mashups.

Whether you're dancing in the fields or dodging the pot, this tee brings the bloom with a side of dread.


T-Shirt Features

  • Classic crew neck, regular fit (unisex)
  • Soft ringspun cotton with a smooth single‑jersey finish
  • Lightweight 130gsm fabric  breathable yet durable
  • Narrow rib knit collar for a clean look
  • Reinforced with taped neck & shoulders for extra strength
  • Double‑stitched sleeves & hem for long‑lasting wear
  • Tear‑out neck label for comfort
  • Available in sizes S–3XL (European fit)
  • Ethically produced and certified (AMFORI BSCI, WRAP, OEKOTEX 100, SEDEX)
 
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